MANILA — President Rodrigo Duterte has given Canada a May 15 deadline to take back tons of trash mistakenly sent to the Philippines several years ago, saying he will ship the garbage back if the Canadians do not comply.
NYT
Down there in Manila where the tropic heat waves rise,
they've got a lot of garbage that belongs to other guys.
Canadians, exactly, who won't take it back at all.
They want to leave it to create a stinky useless sprawl.
Duterte says if they won't come to take it all away,
he's gonna ask the Army to invade Quebec some day.
He'll fly the garbage back across the ocean, yes he will!
And dump it in Saskatchewan to make a slimy hill.
Perhaps if the Canadians sent to the Philippines
a better class of garbage they would not create such scenes.
And could we send our President to Philippine trash heap
I don't think we could do it for a price that's very cheap.
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