How Bad Is Unemployment? ‘Literally Off the Charts’
@bencasselman @NelsonSchwartz
Lost your job? Come join the club!
No use in settin' round to blub.
The Great Deepreshun's here again;
nobody's got the gelt or yen.
So pull your belt in one notch tighter
and do like me -- become a writer!
Staying at home has caused many people to
change their makeup,
hair-care and skin-care routines.
Companies are feeling the effects.
@julie_creswell
Who needs lipstick when there ain't
anyone to see your paint?
Goodbye Revlon, Estee Lauder;
I'll just use a paper blotter
and allow my hair to spring
up like some ferocious thing.
Maybelline can kiss my spine;
I'll spend my coin on good French wine.
The coronavirus economy is exposing how easy
it is to fall from the middle class into
poverty
@byHeatherLong
Welcome to my world, you guys --
hope it's not a big surprise
that you can't afford new cars
and must lunch on candy bars.
I've been doing so for years;
still I'm deeply in arrears.
Poverty is not so bad
if you label it a fad.
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