Zombies and Algorithms

How come zombie TV shows never show zombies 
watching TV
shows?
There's a discrepancy there that needs looking into.
And why don't zombie TV shows show zombies texting 
each other?
"Arrrghhh"
"Glorrrrggg"
That kind of thing.
Are we to believe that the undead
have turned their back on social media?
Preposterous!
It weakens the credibility of the whole zombie genre.
Really, the way those lazy writers have haphazardly put together zombie tropes, you might as well call them algorithms as zombies.
Or bots.
The POTUS has realized this,
and so the zombie/algorithms
now put warning labels 
on his tweets.
Because he is about 
to reveal who the real
zombies are.
And they are not Democrats
or Republicans
or the Chinese
or journalists -- 
the real zombies are
the gadjos. 
So put that in your cimbalom
until next week.