Friday, February 19, 2021

Today's timericks.

 



When life is dull and dingy

in all of your affairs,

just sit right down and holler

loud to everyone:  "Who cares!'

You will feel so much better

that capers you will cut,

and then you'll start to order

cheap kitsch from Fingerhut!



President Biden plans to warn Friday that “democratic progress is under assault” in many parts of the world, including the United States and Europe, in a major address to the Munich Security Conference as part of a morning focused heavily on foreign policy.    (WaPo)


The democratic process is in danger of decline/as fewer countries find it fit to tow that blessed line/Giving orders, gagging speech -- so cheap and simple, too/Leaders turn to gangsters for some sneaky jujitsu/and thus another government goes down the old cesspool/as the people mourn beneath their damn Lords of Misrule.



One night in Cancun was all that it took/to show that Ted Cruz was just a big schnook/His neighbors were freezing, with no power grid/while Teddy sipped rum and then dined on fried squid/When Senators know that their district's in peril/they head someplace warm with their tropic apparel.


 

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