Saturday, February 6, 2021

Today's timericks.

 



Somebody lifted the lid/off of the slow cooker -- drat!/The stew was still raw when we ate/Who was the darn dirty rat?/No one confessed to the crime/I quizzed ev'ryone in the house/Except, diplomatic indeed/my very own dear little spouse.


You can't have it all, Mr. Biden/when asking for Covid relief/That wage hike you wanted so badly/can no longer be your motif/You'll find as you're dealing with Congress/they're stingy on some basic rights/so pull in your horns for the moment/if you do not want the last rites.


No singing or chanting in churches/is what the Supreme Court has spoke/So we can go worship in safety/except do not utter one croak/Cuz if you are caught with a hymnal/the penalty could be extreme/a government drone just might zap you/with a discreet laser beam.

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