Behold, the wrath of God is upon the mother of harlots . . .

Behold, the wrath of God is upon the mother of harlots . . .

First Nephi. Chapter Fourteen. Verse 16.

I would not like the wrath of God descending on my head.

My life is hard enough right now without such astral dread.

I try to keep a low profile, avoiding any ire

From Himself -- who has been known to chastise with real fire.

In my defense no harlots ever crossed my path before;

Like Joseph, if one grabbed me I’d head for the nearest door.

I mean no disrespect to Deity with this here jingle;

I’m only warning sinners that the Lord God ain’t Kris Kringle!