From the Wall Street Journal. Saturday March 17 2018

A federal investigation into sales practices at Wells Fargo & Co.
now includes the bank’s wealth-management business, extending
the probe beyond the firm’s retail-banking unit where the problems
originated, people familiar with the matter said.

Wells Fargo is such a bent place,

They’re losing your money apace.

But as they talk it,

It goes in their pocket

As fees that are too hard to trace.

“Everything about a bean is fashionable,” says Lu Ann Williams,
Innova’s director of innovation. “It says wholesome and natural
and good for you.”

Consider the commonplace bean;

It’s eaten by peasant and queen.

Shakespeare had a horse

That was bean-fed, of course --

But flatulence isn’t my scene.

A bill introduced in January, and backed by Gov. Pete Ricketts,
would raise the state’s maximum speed limit to 80 mph, up from 75.
Six other states have an 80-mph maximum. A seventh, Texas,
has a top limit of 85.

Americans have got a pace

That gets them fast to ev’ryplace.

They’ll get there even in reverse

Or maybe in a gilded hearse.