From the Washington Post

President Trump did not follow specific warnings
from his national security advisers Tuesday when
he congratulated Russian President Vladi­mir
Putin on his reelection — including a section in
his briefing materials in all-capital letters stating
“DO NOT CONGRATULATE,” according to officials
familiar with the call.

A naughty little president

Broke many rules, and some he bent.

He was told that phone calls to

Russia were a big taboo.

But still he had to grab the phone

And call up Putin all alone.

And when the grownups said ‘no no’

To his porn star gigolo

He just pouted, stamped his feet,

And said words from the potty seat.

Then he made a face and said

‘I wish I’d married her instead!’

He ran away to Asia where

He saw Kim Jung’s underwear.

Leastways that is what he claimed,

When he came back unashamed.

Then he pushed a button red,

And soon there was a million dead.

You naughty little president,

Why do you like to so torment

Your Uncle Sam and make him yell --

When you grow up you’ll go to . . . well,

It’s not a very pleasant place

Where you can’t tweet in any case.