From the Washington Post. Thursday March 15 2018

President Trump boasted in a fundraising speech
Wednesday that he made up information in a meeting
with the leader of a top U.S. ally, saying he insisted to
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that the
United States runs a trade deficit with its neighbor
to the north without knowing whether that was true.

Please don’t say the President fibs;

He’s just good at making adlibs.

In talks with Trudeau

He laid down some snow --

And journalists flip all their lids!

She did not confront her boyfriend. In the past,
he had just denied such accusations. This time
Javier went to the mall and bought a samurai sword.
“I thought, I was gonna stab him while
he was sleeping,” she told police.

A boyfriend who says he is bored

Deserves a long samurai sword.

A poke here and there,

And he’ll start to care --

If not, then just chop off his gourd.

“I do not think I was sexually harassed by Katy Perry
and I am thankful for the judges comments and critiques,”
said Benjamin Glaze, who revealed during the
two-night premiere of the ABC reboot that
he had previously never kissed a girl.
“I was uncomfortable in a sense of how I have
never been kissed before and was not expecting it.”

When is a kiss not a kiss?

When the two parties bliss!

Young virgins beware;

When you’re on the air

Those judges are often remiss.