From the Washington Post

Toy store chain Toys R Us is planning to sell or close
all 800 of its U.S. stores, affecting as many as 33,000
jobs as the company winds down its operations after six
decades, according to a source familiar with the matter.

There isn’t a doubt in my mind

Of who’s the one mainly behind

This story so weird --

The man with the beard.

Twas Santa their death warrant signed!

The Senate on Wednesday passed the most significant
loosening of financial regulations since the economic crisis
a decade ago, delivering wide bipartisan support for
weakening banking rules despite bitter divisions
among Democrats.

A banker who lived in Des Moines

Was careful to count ev’ry coin

That went in his vault

Because of default

By senators needing pork loin.

When the Arctic is warm, the study finds,
cold weather and heavy snowfalls in the eastern United States
are two to four times more likely than when it is cold.

Blizzards on the East Coast are caused by arctic warming,

Making all New Yorkers sick of storms a-swarming.

Washington is also much afflicted by this floe mob --

But they are more familiar with the many types of snow job.