From the Wall Street Journal. Wednesday March 14 2018

Ms. Stein, 31, is a devotee of Beer Fit Club, a group that hosts
monthly yoga classes in New York City-area breweries.
Students hold and sip a pint throughout each session.

There was a young woman whose lotus

Position acquired much notice

When she sipped a brew,

And then made it two,

While chanting away like a poetess.

The one-time army sergeant and former Socialist Party loyalist
says he will win the May 20 election by offering what no one in
government or the opposition has proposed: adopting the U.S. dollar
to halt hyperinflation. He says the proposal could prove popular with
Venezuela’s poor, who have been buffeted by the collapsing currency.

Countries now living in squalor

Will find the American dollar

A much better wad

For all the unshod --

So they can afford a blue collar.

The settlement follows a more than two-year investigation
by the SEC prompted by revelations in The Wall Street Journal.
In October 2015, the Journal published an article revealing
that Theranos used its proprietary blood-testing technology for
only a fraction of the blood tests it offered in Walgreens stores.
The article also reported that former employees were leery of the
technology’s accuracy.

You cannot mix blood and deceit,

No matter what bromides you bleat.

And though you get rich,

Somebody will snitch --

And you’ll be shot down like clay skeet.