Marriott Employee Roy Jones Hit ‘Like.’

Then China Got Mad from the Wall Street Journal

The Chinese have such a thin skin

They always set up quite a din

When foreigners hint

There might be a tint

Of something that’s rotten within.

The tiny alpine principality, sandwiched between Switzerland

and Austria, is one of a handful of European countries

that dominate the niche business of producing roller

coasters. From the Wall Street Journal

Lichtenstein builds roller coasters; artisans there know

How to make a chassis that will give you vertigo.

America has lost its lead in this niche industry;

We depend on foreigners to give us syncope!

Raise the tariff on these fiends, who have usurped the craft

Of making children soil themselves upon a mere crankshaft.

When visiting Malibu Beach

Make sure that you never do reach

For white plastic straws

Or you’ll feel how claws

From high-minded bureaucrats’ reach.