Thursday, January 14, 2021

Today's timericks.

 



Biden asks for trillions more

to keep folks from growing poor,

and to spread the blest vaccine --

so I'll take a limousine

to the nearest CVS

to start spending his largesse.



Democrats in Congress, busy?

So much so it keeps them dizzy!

Arraigning Trump while backing Biden

makes their ulcers start to widen.

Republicans are more discreet --

but they will always drag their feet.


Curfew time in France is six

for Parisiennes and hicks.

This should stop the virus spreading,

but romance will need retreading --

sugar daddies home so early

will make mistresses quite surly.





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