Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Today's timericks.

 



In the small Dutch town of Urk/taking advantage of murk/rioters struck/and ran amok/defying both country and kirk. 


In Italy the leadership/lasts no longer than a thrip/Administrations come and go/quicker than a burlesque show/When in Rome lookout for clerks/going out like fireworks.


When shopping at a brick & mortar/I don't buy more than I orter/Cuz it's hard to lug around/Hernias come pound for pound/But when online I do shop/I do not know how to stop/Now I have a gunny sack/filled with bottles of arak!

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