Michael Pence remains serene
navigating Trump's ravine;
loyal as the fam'ly dog,
he's still pushing Trump whole hog.
Though the former president
all his goodwill now has spent,
Pence believes his former chief
still is layered with gold leaf.
Strange as it may seem to some,
Pence will never stay too mum
on the glory and elation
of that golden-haired crustacean.
What's his game, perhaps you wonder --
is it just hubristic blunder?
Or has Pence some darker scheme
to enhance his own bent dream?
Perhaps he's thinking "O, White House,
I'll fly to you like Mighty Mouse!"
"From there I'll guide the GOP
back to fossil victory!"
Hey Mike, please think of better things.
Cuz we all know who'll pull the strings . . .
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