Monday, May 31, 2021

Today's Timericks: Dogs sniff out Covid-19 carriers in Thailand and other countries. (NYT)

 



A Labrador knows if you're sick/their able noses do the trick/so when you travel, without fail/see if the Lab does wag its tail/cuz if it does you're Covid blighted/and off the plane you'll be invited.


Chinese demographics aging/are most other news upstaging/no one's growing up to be/ready as an employee/everyone is old and gray/on a pension, wits astray/Chinese babies, please come quick/and don't you be a Bolshevik!   


The gumboot chiton has hard dentures/as across the sea it ventures/scraping algae off of stones/cleaning up for Davey Jones/It is full of iron bits/They don't serve it at the Ritz.



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