Sven and Axel made a bet
on an athlete Soviet.
When she fizzled out, they sighed:
"Helvete! Ve took a ride!"
Next they tried a slalom team
cuz they liked their color scheme.
When their team ran last the pain
nearly tore apart their brain.
So they tried the lottery
and lost their Kroner handily.
They are betting fools extreme,
which is ev'ry Norseman's dream.
Even when the country bans
Sven and Axel's greedy hands
from disposing of their dough,
they still manage cash to blow
on the races or the wheel;
so they're mostly down-at-heel.
Whether soccer, track, or darts,
Norsemen always lose their hearts
to the sure thing coming soon --
causing all their wives to swoon.
If a bet you'd like to win
pick out any rolling pin;
then put down your ready bread
that it will hit a spiller's head!
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