Friday, May 20, 2022

Today's Timericks: Skipping Breakfast. Crocs. Maleleuca Oil.

 

You must skip your breakfast meal

if real weight you want to peel.

So my doctor tells me thus.

I'm so hungry I could cuss!

Ham and eggs have gone the way

of Green Stamps and PTA. 



Must you wear a pair of socks

when you're in a pair of Crocs?

Summer's here, and socks are out.

Though I'm labeled as a lout

when at church I wear 'em bare;

I think it is debonair. 


Ev'yone with fervor boils

over some essential oils.

Melaleuca, cloves or myrrh,

they are guaranteed to cure

ev'rything from warts to flu --

welcome to the new voodoo!



 

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