You must skip your breakfast meal
if real weight you want to peel.
So my doctor tells me thus.
I'm so hungry I could cuss!
Ham and eggs have gone the way
of Green Stamps and PTA.
Must you wear a pair of socks
when you're in a pair of Crocs?
Summer's here, and socks are out.
Though I'm labeled as a lout
when at church I wear 'em bare;
I think it is debonair.
Ev'yone with fervor boils
over some essential oils.
Melaleuca, cloves or myrrh,
they are guaranteed to cure
ev'rything from warts to flu --
welcome to the new voodoo!
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