Today's Timericks: Thrift Stores Raise Prices (WSJ)

 Today's Timericks:  Thrift Stores Raise Prices (WSJ)

I went into a thrifty store

to see about a cuspidor.

But prices for used mason jars

are higher than for pure gold bars.

It costs too much to save a buck --

again, the poor are out of luck!

Netflix Cuts About 150 Staffers in Another Round of Layoffs,

(WSJ)

Welcome to the world of work,

where a lay off soon will lurk.

Just when you are feeling safe,

you become a corporate waif.

Just stay at home and be a slacker;

you can work part-time as hacker!

 

 

New Federal Report Shows Two-Decade Surge in Gun Manufacturing

(WSJ) 

Making guns, you cannot lose

money -- just like making booze.

Ready markets always panting

for your stuff to fuel their ranting.

Immoral it may be to some;

you don't get rich with chewing gum!

 

 

 

@CharlesPassy there are free lunches at grubhub

if you can wade through the hub-bub.

I'd rather breakfast be for free;

I'd savor more each calorie.

But since my wishes count for naught

I'll daydream with some food for thought.