Today's Timericks.

 NRA convention begins in wake of school shooting. Delta cutting flights. Snow, severe storms and extreme heat expected this weekend.

 

NRA

Let us meet and shoot some guns.

Then we'll snack on hot cross buns.

 Firearms, our bread and butter;

it's the right of man and nutter.

Patriots we are, and free!

And not subject to scrutiny.

Delta cuts flights.

We're running out of planes, I guess.

The airlines are in deep distress.

We are not flying as we should,

cuz planes are made of balsa wood.

And Disneyland does not appeal

because its prices are surreal. 

Weather

Let's talk about the weather, friend;

it's something we don't comprehend.

It snows in Texas, melts in Juneau;

tornadoes ravage Greenland, you know.

Global warming? Greenhouse gases?

The weather knocks us on our asses.