From Today's Washington Post -- "Her intense headaches were a mystery. She learned she’d been shot — by her boyfriend.." "School opens investigation into teacher who gave quiz calling Trump an ‘Idiot’." "These tea bags release billions of plastic particles into your brew, study shows."

Shooting a lover's bad form.

It shows that affection's lukewarm.

It's better to shine

their defects online --

revenge porn is much more the norm.

@kemettler

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Our students must never be taught

the President is a crackpot.

Though truthfully said

he is a meathead,

we still do not have his mug shot.

@hannah_natanson

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I guess I should not be surprised

my body has been plasticized.

My energy sags;

I spit plastic bags --

my whole life has been synthesized!

@KaylaEpstein

"Limericks are for punks."