Miser Trump blames Europe for his petty pocketbook.
He thinks if he is generous he'll look just like a schnook.
He wants the other nations to cough up some dough right now,
otherwise Ukrainians will be light on their chow.
O miser Trump must you be cruel to poor and needy souls
who need their Uncle Sammy to prop up all their payrolls?
It's not like it is needed in the good ol' USA --
we've money coming out our ears and can't give it away!
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Those dirty rotten children that infest our public streets;
such desperado infants are the criminal elites!
Making funny faces and then walking on the grass;
officers should hunt them down and lock 'em up en masse.
Such baby-faced delinquents do not fool me one small bit;
they'll stop at nothing and our cookie jars will take a hit!
@marielpadilla_
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Boris Johnson, as P.M.,
caused a lot of rude mayhem.
When the Parliament he shooed,
by the judges he was booed.
Little Boris, run away --
play despot some other day.
@MarkLandler
"I'd rather read a comic book."
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