A morning news anchor in Los Angeles is accusing Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken of kissing and groping her without consent in 2006, when he was a comedian headed to entertain U.S. troops overseas along with other celebrities.
from BuzzFeed.
Kissing and groping is all the new rage,
By congressmen, businessmen, stars of the stage.
Even Al Franken, that North Star boychick,
Is up to his waist -- but can they make it stick?
Had there been drinking? Was there horseplay?
What kind of clothes did the woman display?
Is she a Democrat or Tea Party snot;
Was she quite proper or was she quite hot?
The man in the case will remember that she
Took it in jest -- there was no villainy.
The only way out of this terrible puzzle
Is to have ev’ry man wear wool mittens and muzzle.
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