Tuesday, November 28, 2017

More Headlines and Verse. Tuesday. November 28. 2017.




Holiday Spending Surpasses Forecast as Millennials Lead the Way

The Millennial habit of spending
Apparently now is ascending.
They’re looking for ways
To make Black Fridays
Become episodes neverending.

New Recognition for Chronic Fatigue

Don’t tell me of chronic fatigue --
It’s ain’t in the same pickin’ league
As my apathy,
so cultured like brie,
That I couldn’t dance a French gigue.


 

How the Amtrak Dining Car Could Heal the Nation



How pleasant to travel by train,
To traverse the mountains and plain.
With no internet
And railroad baguette,

Nirvana’s a cinch to obtain.

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