The late-Catholic theologian Stephen Webb observed that “mocking Mormonism is one of the last frontiers of verbal lawlessness to be untouched by the vigilante powers of political correctness.”
We respect most ev’rything with true sincerity.
There is room for all beliefs, nobody needs get sore --
Until, that is, a Mormon tries to come through our front door.
Then we start to snigger and to snipe at their beliefs --
Shaking heads about their Salt Lake City holy chiefs.
Oh yes, they are nice people -- but you wouldn’t be caught dead
Sitting in a pew of theirs and bowing your smart head.
And what’s with all the temples and the missionaries who
Do not teach us how to vote but rather what is true?
I’d rather have old Donald Trump a-stirring up a mess
Than any kind of President who has gone LDS!
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