There's a Special Prosecutor Just For You!

"You must be guilty of something . . . "

WASHINGTON — The Justice Department said Monday that prosecutors were looking into whether a special counsel should be appointed to investigate political rivals President Trump has singled out for scrutiny, including Hillary Clinton.

From the NYTimes.

There’s a special prosecutor for the Clinton campaign staff;

They are going to investigate with writs and polygraph.

And then there is Obama -- he will not get off scot-free;

His uranium shenanigans will get the third degree.

There are special prosecutors for the Congress and what’s more

They will multiply like fruit flies to help even up the score

With anyone who trifles with the current status quo --

They will soon invade each condo and each liberal chateau.

They’re swarming o’er the countryside, a legal locust tide

Inspecting ev’ry folly with a mandate blunt and wide.

Whether in the office or while driving your own car

A special prosecutor can bring you before the bar.

The job requires nothing but a nose that is voracious

For information scandalous, embarrassing, salacious.

A smattering of Latin and a dogged loyalty

Will set you up in office to start spying instantly.

Unemployment disappears as prosecutors breed

From the ranks of ward heelers like some dark noxious weed.

So watch your P’s and Q’s, my friend, or they will prosecute

You for next to nothing -- and your future will be moot.