Thursday, April 13, 2017

Salma Hayek Endorses Bone Broth

“Good bone broth resurrects the dead.”
Salma Hayek


Have you heard the latest trend concerning warm bone broth?
It is so copacetic cuz they make it from whole cloth.
The butcher shop is out of knuckles, shanks, and chicken feet,
Since Salma Hayek, Kobe Bryant put the word out on the street.
A bowl of bone broth will replace a shot of Botox, or
Help the weakest player to produce the winning score.
So start your slurping early of this stock so rich and boney

(and never mind if doctors say it’s really just baloney!)



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