Friday, January 26, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Friday January 26 2018




The citizen journalist who
Hasn’t yet made her debut
Can now be a star
With her own sidebar
(but still won’t be paid a cashew)


New tax rules are hastening automation and modernizing in
U.S. factories, giving manufacturers an incentive
to buy machinery and boost productivity in a tight
labor market.
A factory worker found out
He no longer had any clout --
The new tax conceit
Made him obsolete --
A robot has put him to rout.

Here's how faith leaders

are reflecting on

Trump's first year in

office



Religion and state do not mix
It makes for too many sly tricks
when Trump has to say
he follows God’s way
I’m tempted to pick up some bricks


Budweiser Benches Famous

Clydesdales for Super

Bowl LII


When Budweiser benches its horses
The stars leave off marking their courses.
A Super Bowl game
Without them is tame;

Coors will now be my buzz forces!

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