Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Wednesday January 24 2018.




Are journalists back from the grave --
Do readers their news really crave?
It seems to be so,
But I’d like to know
What HAVE they learned from this close shave?


A Shortage of Trucks Is Forcing Companies to Cut Shipments
or Pay Up


Those trucks on the freeway we curse
Whose driving seems getting much worse
Are really quite rare
And we need to care
Because it’s affecting our purse.

The #MeToo Movement Hits

the Circus: ‘Grandma’ the

Clown Resigns

Even the sweet circus clown
Is liable to be taken down
When faced with the truth
He tampered with youth
And caused a long lasting deep frown


Dollar Hits New Low After

Mnuchin Says Weakness

Aids Trade



Mnuchin must hate the greenback --
He’s putting it under attack.
His ignorant gibes
Are causing great slides
Of dollars to cheap bargain rack.

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