Thursday, January 25, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Thursday January 25 2018

written by this man, who has nothing better to do


FROM QUEBEC: NO NIQABS ALLOWED ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT

A  woman who wore a niqab
Was told that she must take a cab;
No buses for her,
Nor library, sure --
And knock off that Arabic gab!



Reporters who put on some weight
Are facing a terrible fate;
They’re risking cruel hits
From government twits,
Who hopefully then abdicate.


Whenever the government tries
To cut back on frivolous highs
The pork barrel slime
Starts work overtime
More money from statesmen to prise.

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