Diners are asking for ever hotter dishes, but
restaurants say few can handle the heat;
‘This is not a joke.’ from the Wall Street Journal
When ordering chili to go,
Beware of the peppers they show.
To boast of the fire
You like can be dire --
Capsaicin will make your tongue glow.
Before Eating Schnuddelhong
With Gromperekichelcher,
You Must Pass the
Sproochentest
When speaking a language that’s foreign
You mustn’t tell people it’s borin’
Or spritz all about
If there’s an umlaut --
Or else you’ll be treated with scorn.
For These Young Entrepreneurs,
Silicon Valley Is, Like, Lame
The Silicon Valley allure
Is lost on Gen X’ers for sure.
Their praise is frugal
For places like Google;
They’d rather tour Kuala Lumpur.
Federal Climate Experts
Rank Last Year Among
Three Warmest in
Modern Times
There was a young person of Leeds
Whose sweat splashed away in great beads.
Twas not exercise
That made his temp rise --
But mankind’s great sooty misdeeds.Tide Is Telling People
to Call Poison Control
After Doing the Tide
Pod Challenge
People who swallow Tide pods
Are certainly acting like clods.
Your tongue needs the rinse
Like it needs some raw quince --
You’ll be farting soap bubbles in wads.
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