EU Competition Chief Tracks
How Companies Use ‘Big Data’
A person in Brussels once found
That Big Data had got around
To using his thoughts
In sending robots
As pedlars to on his door pound.
A gelatine made from donkey hides is prized
As a traditional Chinese remedy.
Now slaughterhouses have opened
In Africa, and domestic animals are
Disappearing from villages.
From the New York Times
@RachelNuwer
The life of a donkey is sad.
Their skin drives the Chinese quite mad.
Boiled down as a glue
It cures yaws and flu --
In bed they become Galahad.
Alabama Newspaper Staffers
Accuse Publisher of Spanking
From The Cut
@lisarya
Reporters are naughty sometimes,
And for editorial crimes
Their boss must be quick
To wield a big stick;
It stirs up their well-read enzymes. Dairies Are Awash
in Organic Milk
as Consumers Jump
to Alternatives
From the Wall Street Journal
@heatherhaddon
@b_parkyn
The pampered cow has been replaced
By almond trees, from which a paste
Is churned to be drunk --
The cows, in a funk,
Are laying the countryside waste!
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