Cecilia Kang. NYT.
NEWSPAPERS CONTINUE TO DISAPPEAR
ACROSS THE UNITED STATES
@ceciliakang
My hometown rag has disappeared
since profit it no longer cleared.
It's not that writers I would nuzzle --
but I sure miss the crossword puzzle!
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NEW SURVEY SHOWS RICH PEOPLE
HAPPIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
@_cingraham
Money don't buy happiness,
or so I have been told.
But still I wouldn't mind a bit
if I had lots of gold.
Subjected to the trials of wealth,
I think I could contrive
to smile a bit at my Monets
while chewing on endive.
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TRUMP AND HIS DEFENSE SECRETARY
CAN'T GET THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT.
@Joseph_Marks_
Iran is such an awful place;
a sinkhole of the human race.
So when the Prez says they attack,
then Esper better have his back --
instead he feigns like he don't know
about invasions set to go.
No wonder Trump has gotten sore,
when his own staff won't lie no more!
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