TRUMP: "IMPEACHMENT? WHAT IMPEACHMENT?"
@npfandos
Mr. Trump has got it right;
there is no need to fuss-n-fight.
To make your troubles go away
pretend they don't exist, I say.
Your foes are goons, your faults a fib;
and drooling Congress should wear a bib.
There's work to do, no time to spare
for Constitution doctrinaire!
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WORK FROM HOME?
NOT IF YOU'RE A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE!
@Reinlwapo
Attention, all you slackers
who from home think you can fool
Uncle Sam that you are working
while beside your pool!
It's time to plant your fanny
in a cold, unyielding seat
in an office lacking all
amenities and heat.
Bob Cratchit never worked from home;
the same applies to you.
And don't expect to get time off
if you come down with flu!
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IRAN ATTACKS! WITH HACKERS . . .
@Joseph_Marks
Shootin' wars are so passe,
but cyber wars are here to stay.
Iran has got a shoulder chip
that now with venom pure will drip.
Ransomware and worms galore
they'll send to us forevermore.
They'll grab poor students in their jeans
and chain 'em to computer screens
until the internet deflates
right here in the United States.
Then back to analog we go,
thanks to Trump -- the big bozo!
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