Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Today's Timericks: Capitol Police had intelligence indicating an armed invasion weeks before Jan. 6 riot, Senate probe finds. (WaPo)

 


A crystal ball told cops one time/that Washington would see a crime/a riot plotted out with care/But constables did not prepare/and so the looters held full sway/and chased the coppers far away/Such Keystone antics seem to be/our nation's brand new history.  


GOP governors are cutting unemployment aid. Some have ties to businesses that may benefit.  (WaPo)

The GOP gets quite annoyed/with the many unemployed/so their benefits they cut/to avoid a spending glut/Once again it seems to me/Canada's the place to be. 


Airlines have lost or damaged more than 15,000 wheelchairs since late 2018  (WaPo)

Put your wheelchair on a plane/they'll treat it like a daisy chain/scrunch it up or toss away/then they go and let you pay/for a new one with a shrug/those airlines sure are pretty smug!





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