Thursday, June 24, 2021

Today's Timericks: Why Police Have Been Quitting in Droves in the Last Year. (NYT)

 




Policemen have got a hard job/Messes they constantly swab/They don't get much thanks/keep little in banks/No wonder they quit in a mob.


Britney Spears: ‘I Just Want My Life Back’

(NYT)

Poor Britney Spears wants control/of a life that her guardians stole/She wants to be free/not as parolee/But unfettered, messy, yet whole.


A Culture War Between Hungary and Europe Escalates Over L.G.B.T. Bill.

(NYT)

Hungarians have passed a law/that sticks in the E.U.'s wide craw/Hungarians prate/you'd better be straight/or we'll turn you into scrimshaw. 


Members of Congress from states hit hardest by planned Postal Service delivery slowdowns say the agency should restore service and look elsewhere for cost savings.

(WaPo)

The Post Office wants to go slow/It's already glacial in flow/To save a few cents/they now will dispense/with anything like allegro.




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