CONGRESS TO TRUMP: 'WHEN IT COMES TO FOREIGN POLICY, CHILLAX -- WE'RE IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT!'
As sluggish as Congress may be,
They want to know Trump’s policy --
If they disapprove,
Then their countermove
Could quash his loud hyperbole.
There was a old gal of Chengdu
Who wanted so badly to woo
A man who had money --
But he thought it funny,
And told her that she was cuckoo.
In Norway you cannot go far
Without an electrical car.
The world and its fumes
Are not Norway’s dooms --
Though they pump more oil than Qatar.
Money, money, everywhere, but I can’t comprehend
How the hell it’s counted out for me to get and spend.
Some are using Paypal and then Venmo comes along --
Bitcoin seemed a winner, now Ethereum is strong.
I’m going back to stuffing cash inside my mattress till
Bankers stop their fooling and restore the dollar bill!
FOREIGN TOURISTS SHUN USA FOR SAFER, MORE WELCOMING COUNTRIES -- COSTING UNCLE SAM MILLIONS IN LOST INCOME
FOREIGN TOURISTS SHUN USA FOR SAFER, MORE WELCOMING COUNTRIES -- COSTING UNCLE SAM MILLIONS IN LOST INCOME
The skies ain’t so friendly today
For tourists to the USA.
So they stay at home --
Our shops they don’t roam;
Thanks to the Trump KKK.
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