The EPA has turned its back
On keeping clean water on track.
Bureaucrat Pruitt
Says he won’t do it --
Replying “Let them drink cognac!”
In Little Rock God has his say,
Chiseled in granite to stay.
Lip service is fine,
But who can align
With all Ten Commandments each day?
Some Lawmakers don’t have a clue
That when their high rent has come due,
That they ought to yearn
Back home to return --
And STAY there until the moon’s blue.
MONTANA CONGRESSMAN DISCOVERS SECRET TO COLLECTING MASSIVE DONATIONS -- BEAT UP A REPORTER
If you want donations to peak,
Just smack some reporters each week.
Your voters will think
Reporters must stink --
And you’ll be as rich as a sheikh!
ALL THAT DENTAL WORK PAID OFF -- PRESIDENT IS WOWED BY IRISH REPORTER'S SMILE
There was a young writer named Perry
Whose twinkling smile was quite merry.
She charmed that old grump
We call Donald Trump --
Such influence just might be scary . . .
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