ANGRY MOB DISRUPTS PLAN BY UTAH DEMOCRATS TO ELECT ALLEGED SEX PREDATOR TO LEADERSHIP POSITION.
When Democrats want to elect
Someone with blatant defect,
The crowd up will rise
to spit in their eyes --
Democracy has that effect . . .
WASATCH FRONT HIT WITH DEADLY OZONE POLLUTION AS UTAH DIVISION OF AIR QUALITY WARNS THAT INFANTS AND ELDERLY SHOULD STAY INSIDE
There was an old man from Tooele
Who thought that the air was a killa.
“Because” he complained,
“It makes me feel drained --
And pokes like a darn rototilla!”
MICRO HOMES BECOMING MORE POPULAR -- AND MORE EXPENSIVE -- IN UTAH
There was a young couple from Draper
Who read of small homes in the paper.
They crammed inside one
And said “Ain’t this fun?”
“Now we can be a trend shaper!”
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Late last year, researchers carried out a proof-of-concept demonstration showing how internet-connected home thermostats, such as Nest, could be hacked and held hostage, leaving homeowners in the freezing cold (or blistering heat).
The world will not be ended in a whimper or a bang.
The whole shebang will perish from a heinous hacking gang.
Our cars will stop, our homes will fry -- our bank accounts will freeze,
While ransomware extortion brings us quickly to our knees.
We’ve gotta go all Luddite on our internet foundation,
or suffer from prolonged malaise and definite castration!
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