WILDFIRES RAGE THROUGH UTAH. WEATHER SERVICE WARNS OF WORSE TO COME.
The Saints have settled in a land that’s full of milk and honey.
But fires burn the land so hot that even rocks grow runny.
As Zion blossoms as a rose, with smog and global heating,
It almost seems as if the devil is the one we’re greeting!
Let your sons and daughters while away their time with play
On computer monitors -- it means a big payday.
What with League of Nations and such other folderol,
They can get a scholarship that makes professors bawl.
eSports may not make your son a famous Green Bay Packer --
But it will prepare him to become an expert hacker!
A young missionary from Driggs
Did break his leg tripping on twigs.
“How can this be so?”
He asked, full of woe,
“When I am the strictest of prigs?”
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