THIRD DISTRICT JUDGE BARRY LAWRENCE DENIES BYU PROFESSOR CHIA-CHI TENG THE RIGHT TO RUN FOR OUTGOING REP. JASON CHAFFETZ’S SEAT -- BECAUSE TENG USED SKYPE TO REGISTER FOR THE RACE.
Confronting the board face to face
Is how you must enter the race.
Election bosses
stay on their high hosses --
How else can they check your birthplace?
DEBT-RIDDEN UTAH GOP TO REQUIRE ENTRANCE FEE TO SPECIAL CONVENTION TO REPLACE CHAFFETZ? THEY’RE THINKING ABOUT IT . . .
To vote in the strapped GOP
You have to cough up a slight fee.
The party is broke,
So they want your poker
To let you play Democracy.
SPANISH FORK EX WIFE PLEADS ‘NO CONTEST’ TO CHARGES SHE HIRED A HITMAN TO MURDER FORMER SPOUSE FOR HIS LIFE INSURANCE AND TO GAIN CUSTODY OF THEIR CHILDREN.
Hell hath no fury, they say,
like women who don’t get their way.
Their murderous rage
Will mean that old age
For ex’s requires they pray.
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