Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Utah Headlines & Verse. Wednesday. June 7. 2017.





The cops of Salt Lake are so broke
They hardly can buy a cold Coke.
Pay them more money
Or else they’ll get funny --
And Salt Lake will go up in smoke.



A vacuum Republicans hate
Happens when they have to wait
To fill a blank seat
In Washington’s heat --
They’ve already glutted the slate.





When county sues city, there’s feelings galore
That are not too Christian -- and might lead to gore.
But lawyers rejoice in such long altercations --
It means they can plan for expensive vacations.
So let’s all be friends and a settlement carve --
And chase all the lawyers away so they starve.


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A teacher at a Texas middle school is out of a job after she gave mock awards to students that included designations like “most likely to become a terrorist” and “most likely to blend in with white people,” the school district and local media reports said.


A teacher who gives accolades
Instead of just sticking to grades
Increases the odds
That her school board gods

Will chase her down with razor blades.

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