Mr. Kemp had just experienced a technology gaining traction called ringless voicemail, the latest attempt by telemarketers and debt collectors to reach the masses. The calls are quietly deposited through a backdoor, directly into a voice mail box — to the surprise and (presumably) irritation of the recipient, who cannot do anything to block them.
The telemarketer enduring
Has no end -- or mode of curing.
They thrive amidst both flame and flood.
They call when you are stuck in mud.
No earthquake keeps them from their job.
They do not fear the raging mob.
Leaving voicemails without pause,
They’re sneakier than Santa Clause.
So ditch your phone, and go in hiding --
Otherwise they’ll sell you siding!
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