BARNYARD ANIMALS USED TO PREDICT EARTHQUAKES IN ITALY.
A scientist studying sheep
Was certain that they’d start to beep
When earthquakes were nigh --
His colleagues were wry,
And labeled him ‘Little Bo Peep.’
IRANIAN LEADERS LABEL ZUMBA 'IMMORAL,' BANNING ALL CLASSES.
The mullahs in distant Iran
Don’t want the gals to shake their can.
So Zumba is out --
The girls will get stout
Just reading the sacred Quran.
FORGET 'WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?' HOW ABOUT 'WHAT'S IN YOUR CESS PIT?' NY MAN MINES TURDS FOR TREASURE.
There was an old man down in Queens
Who frequented landfilly scenes.
When he found a bottle
He sold it full throttle --
Becoming a fixed man of means.
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