Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Wednesday. June 21. 2017.


UBER FOUNDER KALANICK OUSTED AS CEO, AFTER NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS OF HIS LACK OF MANAGERIAL SKILL



There once was a brash CEO
Who thought he was running the show.
His management style
Raised plenty of bile --

Now he pouts while he sits on his dough.




FOOTBALL COACHES WANT PLAYERS TO MEDITATE EVERY DAY -- THEY CLAIM MINDFULNESS WINS MORE GAMES THAN HAIL MARY PLAYS



A fullback was running down field,
When to an impulse he did yield --
He sat on the loam
While chanting an ‘om,’

As inner peace on him congealed.





The King of the Saudis decreed
He wanted to raise up his seed --
He needed a clone
To sit on his throne --
For Royalty loves to inbreed.





COLORADO CROESUS LEAVES RHYMED CLUES TO BURIED TREASURE IN DESERT WASTE -- LEADING TO SEVERAL FATALITIES 


Hunting around for lost treasure
Gives a fool nothing but pleasure.
With time on their hands
They search the badlands --

Their bones are now fading at leisure.


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