CANADA TO IGNORE TRUMP AND FEDS TO WORK DIRECTLY WITH STATES ON TRADE AGREEMENTS
In Ottawa Mr. Trudeau
Is tired of Trump’s raree-show.
Ignoring his tantrums
And paranoid phantoms,
He’ll deal with each state quid pro quo.
MEXICO SPIES ON ITS OWN JOURNALISTS WHEN THEY ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
In Mexico journalists freeze
Or disappear into Belize
When they realize
The government tries
Into their life stick their nariz.
The sun shower’s a mystery to laymen ev’rywhere.
Delightful and refreshing, it’s a magical affair.
But scientists are struggling to find a proper name
For this cute phenomenon that isn’t much too lame.
‘Solar Dew’ or ‘Precip Sun’ are just a few suggestions --
But they leave unanswered all the public’s basic questions.
I think we know that sun showers are certainly most rife
With the fact the devil is just whaling on his wife.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PREZ -- DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TAPE COMEY?
‘First I say it, then I don’t’ is White House policy.
This is how the Trump Admin is making history.
‘Did I tape him, did I not?’ he asks his Twitter peeps --
No matter what he answers it is bull in giant heaps.
Such hemming and such hawing, and such roundabout parlay,
Makes me wish that Calvin Coolidge was in charge today.
Prince Harry.
A king who thinks that he must haggle
With merchants, royal finger a-waggle,
Spurns his position
As ruling patrician --
And thinks it’s okay to bedraggle.
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