When news you want that you can trust
that isn't dim with leftist dust
you'd better tune in Fox News quick
for all the facts (and some slapstick.)
They tell it like it is and take
great pride exposing what is fake --
like pandemics that just ain't so
or glaciers when it doesn't snow.
If you feel sick, they'll tell you straight
it ain't a virus -- just lose weight.
(Their advertisers, don't you see,
include Ms. Jenny Craig surely.)
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