Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Timericks from stories by Patrick Kingsley, Laura Vozella, and Phillip Bump.




From ‘Copenhell’ to ‘Copenheaven’: Danish Church Takes Over Heavy Metal Venue in Parking Lot
@PatrickKingsley

Honk your horn if love of God/reaches you in your hot rod/Drive-in worship is remote/but the spirit soon will float/into Audi and Peugeot/keeping drivers all aglow!



Richmond judge halts removal of Robert E. Lee statue for 10 days.
@LVozzella

Rob E. Lee is coming down/They don't want him in Richmond town/Incorrect in many ways/the poor old guy has numbered days/I think the reason folks are sore/is that he nearly won the war!


Trump sides with deranged conspiracy theories over Black Lives Matter protesters.
@pbump

Trump is into theories of conspiracies so hard/that he would never even trust the blokes at Scotland Yard/The world is out to get him, he is certain as can be/so he is striking at them first with great mendacity/When leaders are delusional, and led by mountebanks/it's time to put an end to their pipe dreams and harmful pranks!


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