Tim Torkildson, inventor of the timerick and of the chocolate covered pickle.
If There’s No Baseball, Will You Miss It?
@jasongay
If baseball's gone, sure I will miss it/I promise I will never diss it/if they ever bring it back/No umpire I'll call a hack/Those hotdogs at the ballpark are/not rancid, but a superstar!/What gods there be that stage such things/know baseball is the Sport of Kings!
Beware of Falling Tofu: China Takes on High-Altitude Littering.
@shashamimi
Lookout below! the tenant cries/as he throws garbage from the skies/Twenty stories overhead/he tosses out potato shred/and doesn't give a flying fig/that he is such a lofty pig/But down below the refuse hits/until Beijing is sure the pits/Perhaps if tenants were thrown out/instead they'd turn a bit devout.
CIA’s ‘Lax’ Security Led to Massive Theft of Hacking Tools, Internal Report Finds
@dnvolz
The CIA is now so lax/they welcome internet attacks/So busy as a cyber bully/they are not protected fully/The Russians and the Chinese smirk/cuz looting us is easy work.
No comments:
Post a Comment