The Provo Museum of Mail Art is moving to new quarters in Ban Phe, Thailand.
How to Rethink Your Budget With Just One Income.
@VeronicaDagher
One-income fam'lies are the drift/as ev'ryone must practice thrift/Cuz jobs have gone right down the drain/and are not coming back again/I think the dads should be the ones/who stay home making sticky buns/They'll teach the kids proficiency/in snacking while they watch TV.
Going Up? Not So Fast: Strict New Rules to Govern Elevator Culture.
@mrichtel
Elevators simply breed/virus like a common weed/I will not take them up or down/I'd rather meet a scary clown/I'll wheeze a bit upon the stairs/Please notify prospective heirs.
Is It Safe to Go Back to the Dentist?
@NYTimesCramer
Is it safe to go back to the Dentist?
I've never heard such a remark!
You think going off to the Dentist
is just a snug walk in the park?
Their tools are a chamber of horrors;
their smile is a false as a croc's.
When digging around your own pearlies,
you feel it right down to your socks.
I welcome pandemical reasons
to put off my next interview.
My mouth will not be their arena
to show off their darn jujitsu!
These are some of your best! (imho)
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